Talkative Tumors

You're lost. You're scared. There's something growing on you, and it's... talking about the new Batman movie? This can't be good.

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Welcome to Talkative Tumors, a one-page, one-shot, rules-lite TTRPG about an experimental patient and their sentient tumors attempting to escape a dangerous research facility! As the patient, sneak around the facility using your experimental powers to avoid threats and resolve unfinished business. As a tumor, talk the patient's ear off about your own special interests (even when it isn't helpful!), or attempt to seize control of their body to force them to do things your way. But be careful not to annoy your host too much; they might just find a way to get rid of you for good! Together, you might just be able to make it out of here alive. That is, if you don't kill each other first!

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Talkative Tumors ©2025 was created by Kevin Helock for the One-Page RPG Jam. It was made for humans, by a human. No robots welcome here!